This is some sort of home page for Peter Corlett, because apparently it's the law that one can't be on the Internet and not have one. And also because Silicon Milkroundabout asked me for a URL. So here's a handy link farm and summary page for the recruiters and other stalkers amongst you.

I have email: A dozen-ish ASNs have proven to be egregious spam senders with no effective reporting mechanism, so they are blacklisted and all mail from them is unconditionally rejected at SMTP time. Google is one of them, so don't bother mailing me from GMail: here's a nickel kid, get yourself a better ISP.
I use Twitter: @pndc, unless I've finally flounced off and nuked the account. Can be somewhat random and ranty. Visit at your peril. DMs are usually open.
I sometimes answer questions on Stack Overflow: My profile.
I don't do FaceBook, Google+, or similar time- and privacy-sucking vampires, so please stop asking!
Could almost pass as a portfolio:
Pubmap is a handy mobile website that displays British pubs on a map (hence the imaginative name) and which also works as an iOS web application if bookmarked to the home screen. Recently rewritten to make it usable again in the face of third-party APIs going away, it currently uses Scala/Play on the backend, and jQuery Mobile and LeafletJs on the front end.
Bitrot corner:
I infrequently scribble in a blog: Improvable Tripe.
Occasionally I find that I want to do something in Perl that nobody else has put onto CPAN. So I write it and chuck it up there: CPAN ID “MOOLI”.
I have a Github account, which mostly contains the same CPAN modules: username “mooli”.
I've been working on a CPAN indexing tool called CPANDAS, although it is very much a work in progress and I haven't touched it in ages.

I'm a Unix jack-of-all-trades, with a leaning towards Perl and system administration, and making existing stuff work better rather than creating new shinies, hence the lack of a flashy portfolio. I am currently working as a Perl software developer in Amsterdam, but I'm always open to hearing about new career opportunities so long as it's more than an opportunity to waste my precious lunch break on the phone being asked questions which were already answered on my CV. Yes, I do other languages apart from Perl, such as Scala, Python, Rust, or C++, but I seem to mainly get approached about Perl.

For the benefit of recruiters who can't read whole paragraphs: