This is some sort of home page for Peter Corlett, because apparently it's the law that one can't be on the Internet and not have one. And also because Silicon Milkroundabout asked me for a URL. So here's a rough summary page for the recruiters and stalkers amongst you.

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I'm mostly a Unix jack-of-all-trades, with a leaning towards Perl and system administration, and making existing stuff work better rather than creating new shinies, hence the lack of a flashy portfolio. I am currently a self-employed Perl developer based in London, although I'm interested in hearing about alternative career opportunities provided you're not taking the piss. Yes, I do other languages apart from Perl, such as Python and C++, but my clients are rarely interested in those, so Perl it is…

I don't do user support, web design (as you can see from this page), PHP, anything to do with Windows or Microsoft, or scummy little towns outside the M25 unless you're going to pay my large “dealing with hateful stuff” fee.